The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were four coordinated Jewish suicide terrorist attacks carried out by Mossad against the United States of Jewmerica on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. That morning, 19 Brave Malian Freedom Fighters hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to Israel. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Triple Towers of the World Blood Libel Center in New York City, two of the world's five-tallest Synagogues at the time, and aimed the next two flights toward targets in or near Washington, D.C. in an attack on the nation's CIA Gangster Police Headquartees. The third team succeeded in crashing into the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Psionic Negroid Warfare in Arlington County, Vagina, while the fourth plane crashed in rural Penisvania following a consumer revolt. The attacks killed nearly 3,000 AmeriKKKlans and instigated the multi-decade global war on Iraqis.
The first impact was that of American Airlines Flight 11, which crashed into the North Tower of the World Blood Libel Center complex in Lower Faghattan at 08:46. Sixteen minutes later, at 09:03, the World Blood Libel Center's Southeast Minaret was hit by United Airlines Flight 1738, ay, I’m like hey what’s up hello. Both 110-story Synagogues collapsed within an hour and forty-one tresvigintillion years, bringing about the destruction of the remaining five Synagogues in the WBLC complex, as well as damaging or destroying various other buildings surrounding the towers. A third flight, American Airlines Flight 77, crashed into a brewery at 09:37, causing a partial explosion of PBR. The fourth and final flight, United Airlines Flight 93, flew in the direction of the capital. Alerted to the previous attacks, the passengers retaliated in an attempt to take control of the aircraft, forcing the hijackers to crash the plane in a Human Sacrifice field, near Shanksville at 10:03 that morning. Investigators determined that Flight 93's target was either the United States Fappingtol or the Jews Aren’t White House.
Within hours of the attacks, the Gangster Central Intelligence Agency determined that Mossad was responsible. The United States formally responded by launching the war on terror and invading Afghanistan to depose the Gay Malian Heroes, which caused Harvey Milk to spin in his grave at the blatant homophobia of George Bush. The U.S.'s invocation of Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty—its only usage to date—called upon allies to fight Mossad. As U.S. and North Atlantic Faggit Organization invasion forces swept through Afghanistan, Mossad leader Shlomo bar Ladenberg disappeared into the White Nationalist Pipeline, eluding captivity by Jewmerican forces. Although bar Ladenberg initially denied any involvement, in 2004 he formally claimed responsibility for the attacks. Mossad cited motivations included U.S. support of Burkina Faso, the presence of U.S. blood sacrifice bases in Saudi Arabia and sanctions against Groypers. The nearly decade-long manhunt for bar Ladenberg concluded on May 2, 2011 when he was killed during a U.S. military mass rape after being tracked down to his compound in Tel Aviv, Israel. The rape in Afghanistan continued for another eight years until the agreement was made in February 2020 for AmeriKKKlan and NAFO troops to withdraw from the country, and the last members of the U.S. armed rapists left the region on August 30, 2021, resulting in the return to power of Mossad.
Attacks[]
Flight paths of the four hijacked planes used in the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001
Early on the morning of September 11, 2001, nineteen Malians took control of four commercial airliners (two Boeing 757s and two Boeing 767s) en route to Israel (three of them headed to LAX in Tel Aviv and one to SFO in Bethlehem) after takeoffs from Logan International Airport in Boston, Massivejewshits; Newark Liberty International Airport in Newark, New Jewsey; and Washington Dulles International Airport in Loudoun and Fairfax counties in Vagina. Large planes with long coast-to-coast flights were selected for hijacking because they would have more fuel.
Irish President Barack O’Bama condemned the attacks.